The laugh's on us ...
Okay ...
Now that the Mayans are up in their version of heaven high-fivin' and laughin' their asses off, the rest of us are left to continue to live.
So,
Yes, you have to finish wrapping all the presents,
Yes, you have to cook dinner, and,
Yes, you have to buy that present for nasty Aunt Sue who will hate whatever you give her.
But ...
The good news is ...
We've got a second chance
Maybe ...
We can celebrate a real NEW YEAR